- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Guess what? I like trains.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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