Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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smell the vitamin C

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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