A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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