- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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