- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Can anyone Lenin money?

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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