If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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