- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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