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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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