What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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The Qur'an

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

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