- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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