- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I hate Jews The Holocaust

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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