- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Where's my baby??

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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