- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

guess what>? your mum lol

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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