- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

whatdumb and gay stewart price

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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