Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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