- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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