- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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