- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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