- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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