the sky is green no it is not

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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