- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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