Tall asians

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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