Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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