What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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