- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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