Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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