A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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