- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A seal walks into a club.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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