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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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