A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Yes

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Men's rights

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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