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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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