- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Women.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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