- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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