Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...