- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's 1+1? 69.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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