What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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