- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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