- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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