Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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My spelling is horrible

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what are you mike bibby?

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A lot eh?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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