So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Sarah Palin.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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