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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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