What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Badabing.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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