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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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