A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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