a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Women's rights.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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