- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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