- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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