Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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