What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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men's rights activists

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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