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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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