- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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