Who has no penis Religious Believers

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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