Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why? Because.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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