what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

a black man pays his child support

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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