What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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