what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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