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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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