why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What does? 42

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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