- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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