Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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