Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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salad days!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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