A American seeking into mexico

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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