- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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