- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A storm be brewin!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why are white people white? I don't know

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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