- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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