Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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