If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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