- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

who is really lanky? james cornish

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why are balck people black because they are

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Im taking a shit right now.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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