- Anti Joke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works