- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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