The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...