Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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