- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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