- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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