The New York Giants

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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