- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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