Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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asdasdasdasd

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Penis

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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