- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You idiot.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

autistic kids rock

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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