- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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