- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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